So a man walks into the chop house wearing a shirt this covered in martini glasses. He walks up to the bar and to his dismay there is man ordering a drink with the exact same shirt but with bloody mary glasses printed on it.  He begins to worry, thinking how pathetic it looks that him and this other guy have almost identical shirts on.  Then as the bartender reaches out and gives the bloody mary man a beer, the martini man is suddenly relieved.  He is now knows that he has solidified himself as the only man in this bar with a shirt with liquor printed all over his shirt and a hurricane in a three foot high neon plastic bottle.  He is now ready to find some ladies….

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