People of Atlanta, I didn’t know that you were such dirty people. Well, I knew but I didn’t know you would be so overt about it.

See if you go to citysearch and look at the top searched terms for Atlanta, the third most popular is adult. Now, this is the internet and it is full of porn, so I thought maybe every other city on citysearch has adult or porn in their most popular search terms. Well, Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Austin, Chicago, San Diego…congratulations…you don’t. Actually, Atlanta was the only city I could find with adult in their most popular search terms. So, here’s to you Atlanta, you are keeping the dirty in the dirty south.

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I don’t think there is a better golf tournament out there than the Masters. For that reason, I don’t like to miss a minute of it on TV and I don’t want you to either. So here is a schedule of when you can catch the action.

Wednesday

3p-5p - Live Coverage - ESPN

Thursday

4pm-7pm - Live Coverage - ESPN

8pm - 11pm - Replay of Day’s Coverage - ESPN

11:30pm -11:45pm - Highlights Show - ESPN

Friday

4pm-7pm - Live Coverage - ESPN

8pm - 11pm - Replay of Day’s Coverage - ESPN

11:30pm -11:45pm - Highlights Show - ESPN

Saturday

3:30pm-7:00pm - Live Coverage- CBS 46 Atlanta

Sunday

2:30pm - 7pm - Live Coverage - CBS 46 Atlanta

Now this should be an interesting event. I never really thought about combining the game of asshole with improv but I kind of wish I had. The game will work like this:

“The audience gets to vote on who they like the least after every scene - that actor will have to drink, and get a “rule” bestowed upon them by other actors onstage. As the show develops the actors are challenged to maintain their rules despite the influence of the beverages they imbibe. “

The game will get good if the actors start getting drunk, which I imagine they will because there really isn’t a reason not too.

Game description and image courtesy of badearl.com

I want to go on the record and say that I have no problem with someone not smiling in a photo. Actually, if you want to look unhappy and miserable, I say go for it. I actually have a few photos like this from a few Christmas’s and couple blind dates.  But if you are selling to me the importance of a smile in making a great first impression, then maybe you should consider displaying those pearly whites loud and clear during your sales pitch.   I like a straight-faced dentist who telling me that smiling is important as much as I like a financial planner who tells me to open another credit card to pay for his services.

Courtesy of the Sunday Paper

Wow, this is a hell of a show a tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am. The pit level seats are $75 bucks but the lawn are only $35. The good seats for this show will go fast, so you better get up early before they are gone. Good luck.

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Photo Courtesy of Live Nation

Sir, sir, could you please look into the camera? Both eyes please…

Story:

http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=113923

Athenian’s REM were on The Colbert Report last night promoting their new album, Accelerate.

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The Braves unload late to get their first win of the season.